Signs in our Lives - The Silly and Nonsensical

Exploring some of the silly and nonsensical aspects of the "Signs" in our lives...

HERE'S A GOOD SIGN!

This 30 second video has absolutely nothing to do with rustic custom hand carved outdoor wooden welcome signs for the home, cabin, farm or RV. Or, why we are North America's favorite wood sign carvers. That's serious business and all, but let's not take it too seriously! The most useless day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

If this doesn't make you just laugh out loud; then you are clearly taking life way, way too seriously! Please +1 us, will you?

Read The Label First! Some actual product warning Signs:

On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (Duh!)
On a New Zealand Flea & Tick spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Makes sense...except these instructions we're IN THE BOX!)
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END. (Really?)
On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. ( Now... THAT, I'd like to see! )
On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (aaand, that would be, how?)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on BOTTOM of the box) * DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Oops...Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Really?)
On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Okay, then!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (Glad that's cleared up.)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed tooo what?)

On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What led to that?)

On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE ONE TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

In an information Booklet - DO NOT USE IF YOU CANNOT SEE CLEARLY TO READ (Inside the information booklet!)

On a curling iron - FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY! (Good Tip!)

On a Curling Iron - CAUTION: DO NOT USE IN SHOWER (Okay, then!)

On a hair dryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING (THAT, I'd like to see!!)

On a hand-held massaging device - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING OR UNCONSCIOUS (Makes Sense!)

On the case of a chocolate CD's in a gift basket.- DO NOT PLACE INTO ANY ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT (Chocolate CD?)

On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan - RECYCLED FLUSH WATER UNSAFE FOR DRINKING (Really nothing to say!)

On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists - SHIN PADS CANNOT PROTECT ANY PART OF THE BODY THEY DO NOT COVER (You've got to be kidding me?!)

On an electric rotary tool - THIS PRODUCT NOT INTENDED FOR USE AS A DENTAL DRILL (Darn!)

On a container of underarm deodorant - DO NOT SPRAY IN EYES (Every now and then!)

On a cardboard Sun Shield that keeps the sun off the dashboard - DO NOT DRIVE WITH SUN SHIELD IN PLACE (What a shame - that would have been handy!)

On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter - DO NOT USE NEAR FIRE, FLAME OR SPARKS (Great product!)

On a toner cartridge for a laser printer - DO NOT EAT TONER (That's not dark chocolate?)

On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow - NOT INTENDED FOR HIGHWAY USE (Why Not?

On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn - CAUTION: THIS IS NOT A SAFETY PROTECTIVE DEVICE (Looks like a Hard Hat?)

On a Holmes bathroom heater - THIS PRODUCT IS NOT TO BE USED IN BATHROOMS (Not much good, is it?)

On a can of self-defense pepper spray - MAY IRRITATE EYES (Wonder if Law Enforcement?)

On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock - EATING ROCKS MAY LEAD TO BROKEN TEETH (Hey, that's good advice!)

On a Domino's Pizza box - CAUTION! CONTENTS HOT! (I would hope so!)

On a coffee cup - CAUTION: HOT BEVERAGES ARE HOT! (Okay, got it!)

On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter - CAUTION: SHOOTS RUBBER BANDS (Obviously!)

On a Frisbee - WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SMALL PARTS (Where exactly?)

On a toilet bowl cleaning brush - DO NOT USE ORALLY (Rats! I have a big dog!!)

On a butcher knife - PLEASE KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN (OMG!)

On a birthday card for a 1 year old - NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AGED 36 MONTHS OR LESS (Well, shoot!)

On a battery - DO NOT RECHARGE, PUT IN BACKWARDS, OR USE (Now what am I to do?)

In the manual for a heated seat cushion - IN THE MANUAL FOR A HEATED SEAT CUSHION (Hey, I'm cold out here!)